While Frederick The Great once said "A crown is merely a hat that lets the rain in," I would like to say crowns are much, much more.
They help spice up an unattractive rhinestoned tee like Jamie Lynn Spears:
help you find your prince charming (or that guy from Glee whose in a wheelchair) like Katy Perry:
Or help you look wistful and mysteriful like this random girl I found on flickr:
A crown is always a necessity. So hey, no judgement on your wardrobe choices or male suitors. Here is a step by step tutorial on how to be the most fabulous you.
Step 1: Take a piece of wire and wrap it around your head.
Step 2: Take a second piece of wire and wrap it around the first piece to reinforce.
Step 3: Take a third piece of wire and start making triangles along your circle like so.
Step 4: Ta Daa! YOU'RE HALF WAY DONE! MARVEL AT YOUR BEAUTIFUL WIRED SITUATION!
Step 5: Pick some pretty fabric and lay it down on a flat surface. Lay your wired triangles on top of the fabric, trace, and then cut.
Step 6: Cut a second piece.
Step 7: Decorate and give to your grandmother for endless love and adoration!
Step 8: REPEAT.