FINALZ.

Yes you lovely ladies- I am still at school. Are all of my friends respective colleges out? Yes. Is High School out? Yes. Is the middle school down the street out? Yes. Is the freakin Northfield elementary school out? YES (actually unclear, but that's besides the point.)

In an effort to not study for my french final, i've accumulated 8 ways to escape the finals madness:

1. Eat your toes and promptly be sent to the Northfield Clinic:

2. Eat so many sandwiches that you have a food baby, and then people think you are having a real baby:

3. Say SCREW YOU. WE DON'T FOLLOW STANDARDS:

4. Blend in to your surroundings:

5. Run away:

6. Float down Lyman Lake on an inflatable pretzel only to return on Sunday:

7. Be so stressed out that your hair refuses to lay flat on the left side of your head and you will be forced to go to the Cities and deal with that situation:

8. Hide: