HELLO MY FRIENDS. Tomorrow night I leave for Paris FOREVER. Just kidding. I wish. Two friends from high school and I are going to Paris for 14 days to eat crepes and wear berets and feed croissants to pigions along the Seine. Tres chouette-- HYPER COOL (french slang I learned in my 8th grade text book, obviously.) You might be wondering what that fashion forward donkey has to do with my trip. I am too. Moving on.
If you've forgotten what I look like as a parisian think no further:
14 GLORIOUS DAYS WITH MY TWO LOVLY LADS. Wikka wikka YEAH.